A. By octobus!
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
TEACHER: Nathan, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
NATHAN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
Q. What does a snake learn in school?
A. Hiss tory!
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
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