Friday, August 13, 2010

Back To School Fun

Q. How do the fish get to school?
A. By octobus!

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!

TEACHER: Nathan, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
NATHAN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Q. What does a snake learn in school?
A. Hiss tory!

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Pencil Ornaments from Old World Christmas

1 comment:

Belly Charms said...

I love the jokes and am following you back :)