Thursday, August 12, 2010

Christmas Funnies (part 1)

Christmas Funnies

Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A: The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: It's in Decembrrrrr.

Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: "Rude"olph

Q: What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
A: The letter "D" !

Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A: It's Christmas, Eve !

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
A: He had no body to go with !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !

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