Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Thanksgiving Funnies

Q: What is the key to a great Thanksgiving?
A: The tur-key!

Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
A: Because everything is marked down after the holidays!

Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!

Q: If April showers bring May flower what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such fowl language!

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: What happend when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What are unhappy cranberries called?
A: Blueberries!

Q: How are Turkeys, Donkeys and Monkeys alike?
A: They all have keys!

Q: What cat discovered America?
A: Christofurry Columbus!

1 comment:

TracePoo said...

Thank you for following my blog. Following back. :-) Hope you have a great rest of the week! Cute jokes~ :-)