Q: What is the key to a great Thanksgiving?
A: The tur-key!
Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
A: Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Q: If April showers bring May flower what do May flowers bring?
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such fowl language!
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What happend when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What are unhappy cranberries called?
Q: How are Turkeys, Donkeys and Monkeys alike?
A: They all have keys!
Q: What cat discovered America?
A: Christofurry Columbus!