Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His ghoul - friend!
Q: What runs around the cemetery but doesn't move?
A: A fence!
Q: What kind of pet does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
A: With a Pumpkin Patch!
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: A Hoblin Goblin.
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
A: Lazy Bones!
Q: Why is Dracula so unpopular?
A: Because he's a pain in the neck!
Q: How can you tell Vampires like baseball?
A: Every night they turn into bats!
Q: What is a ghost favorite food?
Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?
A: Because of all the Coffin!
Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: So they can tell which witch is which!
Q: What happened when the two vampires met?
A: It was love at first bite!
Q: What do ghost drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with Scream and Sugar.