Thursday, August 12, 2010

Christmas Funnies (part 3)

Yet more silly Christmas jokes.

Q: What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
A: Ribbon Hood!

Q: What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
A: The letter "Y"!

Q: What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
A: "'Tis the season to be jelly!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle smells!

Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crummy!

Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A: A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q: Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
A: At a Ho-ho-tel!

Q: What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
A: Mistle-"toast"!

Q: What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
A: Looks like "rain", "Dear"!

Q. How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A. Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle.

Q: What's an ig ?
A: An eskimo's home without a loo !

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