Thursday, August 12, 2010

Christmas Funnies (part 2)

More Goofy Christmas Jokes

Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A: Thanks, I'll never part with it!

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps !

Q: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frost bite !

Q: Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him!

Q: Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!

Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
A: They both drop their needles!

Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: I'm going out tonight!

Q: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night.

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