Just a few more Christmas funnies...
Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A. I’m going out tonight.
Q. How does Santa take pictures?
A. With his North Pole-aroid.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
Q: What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
A: Merry Christmas to ewe!
Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary!
Q: Why was the computer so quiet on Christmas Eve?
A: Not a creature was stirring.... not even a MOUSE.
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