Thursday, August 12, 2010

Christmas Funnies (part 4)

Just a few more Christmas funnies...

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A. I’m going out tonight.

Q. How does Santa take pictures?
A. With his North Pole-aroid.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

Q: What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
A: Merry Christmas to ewe!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary!

Q: Why was the computer so quiet on Christmas Eve?
A: Not a creature was stirring.... not even a MOUSE.

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